Let me preface this with my in-laws are getting in to town at noon. I have laundry,dishes, and a few other last minute tidy up things to finish before I pick them up. ( My in-laws wouldn't care what my house looked like when they come, but I do.)
Yesterday started off with a bang when Rachel came up to me pointing to her nose asking me "can you get 'dis out" I thought...since when does she ask me to pick her boogies out? Well, she asked because it wasn't a booger, it was a bead that she had lodged up her nostril while in the shower that morning. Awesome!

I got a little freaked out because after five kids, she was our first to do something like this. Amazing , I know! I called the doctor they got her right in. We immediately left the house and went to the doctor to get out this foreign object. Went very well. We got it out no problems. Whew!
I rush back home and put a new movie we got in for the kids. I went downstairs to put a load of dishes in the dishwasher. I'm putting the last dish in the washer and cleaning out the sink and I hear Jack yelling "Rachel is washing her hands with
Desitin again!"(notice I said again...
yah she did this two days prior..there was another
Desitin sitting out somewhere?) I run upstairs to see the picture below. No further explanation needed.

I got Rachel cleaned up and called Matt crying and hysterical. I can't take this anymore! I can't even do the dishes without Rachel tied to me or THIS is what happens!
By this time it's time to leave for the airport to pick up Grandma and Grandpa. We pull up to the airport and we all start piling out of the car and Mallory says " I don't have any shoes" I LOST IT! Started crying again, yelling, foaming at the mouth...I know you other mothers reading this know exactly what I'm talking about.
Her reasoning... she thought we were just going to drive up to the curb and pick them up. So she didn't see any need to get her shoes. The problem--we were going in and then we were going to lunch and other places. Luckily, I had a pair of my shoes in the car. So that is what she wore for the entire day. It was so funny to everyone else who saw her. They all laughed and kidded with her. "Oh how cute"...inside I was saying "Yah how cute...I'm going to kick you in the teeth, you have no idea what I've been through, and there is nothing funny or cute about this day, this situation, or her!"
So the day progresses everything is going along without incident. We are at home hanging out with the kids waiting for Matt to get home from work. Matt's dad is outside with Dalton, Jack and Rachel. Bonnie is inside painting nails. Life is good I have reinforcements in town. I decide to walk outside to see what the kids are doing outside and see Lawrence pulling Rachel out of the car with Black stuff all over her face. She got in the car and decided to put on my makeup. Lovely little girl!

I'm exhausted! I know this is just a season, and this too shall pass. Not fast enough!