Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Mommys Brag Time

Mallory's old Sunday school teacher and her favorite Mr. Chris in the whole wide world emailed me today to let me know....

"I would just like to say how much I enjoyed the last two years with the three year-olds at church, especially Mallory. She can be a handful at times but she is also so intelligent and gifted, I would give the world to have a daughter like her. As long as she continues to be challenged and encouraged I have no doubt that she could one day change the world."

I must say this email came at a much needed time for me. She has been quite a handful the last couple of weeks. It was a great reminder to me how truly special and unique she is. Sometimes being in the thick of tantrums, drama, and chaos I can forget what a intelligent, beautiful, inspiring, young girl she is. It means so much, as a parent, to hear someone say that they would want to have a daughter like your own.

According To My Kids

"Mimi look our tree is almost bald!"

According to my kids when a tree is losing its leaves in the fall, the tree is going bald. At least for the tree it grows back its leaves unlike Grandpa Bill's hair!

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

The Fun Never Ends

I can't tell you how many people I know tell me I should write a book about our life. There is always something! I'm sure most of you reading this think the same thing about your own lives. Maybe that is just life, never ending chaos and dilemmas!?

Over Thanksgiving we felt very thankful to be alive. On our way to Colorado we got into a car accident. Everyone was okay and the car was the only thing injured. About 3:00 in the morning it started to snow and at 3:30 am the snow got the best of us. We were going about 40 miles an hour and hit an small incline and the Expedition started to fishtail. Matt could not get it under control and we slide sideways off the road and hit a road sign. The road sign was just put in last week, and it said "For Traffic Info dial 511" Talk about irony! After we hit the sign we spun out into the ditch where we sat for 2 1/2 hours waiting for help. There were a couple of injury accidents that took priority over our accident. We turned a DVD on for the kids and I talked to the insurance company. We called in a wrecker to come pick us up but stressed that they had to bring a big one because it had to fit all the kids into it! The wrecker finally arrived and got us out of the ditch. We piled all the kids in the truck and I sat Rachel on my lap to discover that her diaper was overflowing and we were now both covered in potty. We took about a fifteen minute drive into the town of Limon, CO. We asked Micheal (the trucker) to drop us off at the nearest hotel. This guy was super! He was so patient with the kids and was super friendly and helpful. What a blessing at 5am in the morning. He told us he would take us to a hotel that was close to their repair shop. He knew the lady who owned it and he was sure she would give us a good rate since we weren't sure how long we would be needing a room for.

We arrived at the motel/hotel. The owners have home above the office so we rang the bell and waited and waited. The sign posted specifically said to only ring the bell once, so we waited some more. Finally we rang the bell again and this woman appeared slowly from the doorway. She was dressed in a night gown with a cover up half opened. She shuffled over to the computer and sat down half asleep. Her glasses were taped together, her hair stained yellow from smoke, her voice sleepily gruff. I told her our dilemma of the car accident, not knowing how bad the damage was and that we didn't know how long we would need a room for. I asked her if we could just use the pool for a few hours or just stay in a room at a reduced rate for a few hours until the shop opened at 8:30. She then lit up a cigarette and told me the pool didn't open until 9 and that she did have a suite with a jacuzzi in it she could rent us for 35 dollars. We were so thankful. Then she couldn't find the key to the room. She game Matt a key and asked him to run across the parking lot to the room and check to see if it worked. (He had to pee so bad I thought he might wet himself running back out into the cold.) He ran over and the key didn't work. So she searched for the maids key and found it and told us we had to have that key back to her by 8am. "Sure no problem"...just please get us into the room!

We enter "THE ROOM"! This room was straight out of Dumb and Dumber. It was the lovers suite! It had red shag carpeting, a red heart shaped hot tub, a huge mirror slanted up the wall in front of the hot tub, and a phone by the toilet. There was no real bathroom. The toilet sat right next to the hot tub and sinks were on the other side of the hot tub. Hilarious!!! I really can't believe we even let the kids go in that thing. But hey, it was 6am in the morning after being up all night, and the series of events that had occurred I don't think I really was thinking clearly at that point and didn't really care.

We let the kids play, I got changed out of my soaked clothes. At that point I realized I forgot to get the diapers out of the car for Rachel and she had none to wear. We got everyone dressed for the day and went over to the Flying J for diapers and breakfast. Surprisingly, that went pretty smoothly!

It still was about a half and hour until the shop opened up. We decided to bundle up and walk down to the repair shop. It was only about three blocks away. The kids had fun trekking through the snow. We got there and walked around, followed some rabbit tracks and waited for the shop to open. When the shop opened we discovered that the car was still drivable, yeah! The owners put our full size spare tire on and sent us on our way. They didn't even charge us. So I paid them with homemade cookies I was taking with us to Thanksgiving.

The rest of Thanksgiving is pretty insignificant and boring compared to this little tale! We did have a good time though with family. We got to go skiing. Matt's grandma got out of the hospital the day before Thanksgiving and was able to spend it with all of us. We celebrated Grandpa Marvin's, Grandpa Bills, Aunt Angie's, Dalton's, and Rachel birthdays. Most importantly we made it home safe!

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

HELP!!!!!! AHHHHH!!!




I NEED A BREAK!




Anyone know where I can get one?

Rock, Paper, Scissors

I understand how scissors beat paper, and I get how a rock can beat scissors, but there is no way paper can beat rock. Is paper supposed to magically wrap around rock and leave it immobile? Why can’t paper do this to scissors? Screw, scissors why can’t paper do this to people? Why aren’t sheets of college ruled notebook papers constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class? I’ll tell you why, because paper can’t beat anybody. A rock would tear that stuff up in 2 seconds. When I play rock, paper, scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shoot, I’m sorry, I thought paper would protect you!

Monday, November 12, 2007

Soccer Cake

Dalton had his end of the year soccer party yesterday. All the parents got out on the field and played against the boys, then we all went and had pizza. I volunteered to make a cake, because I enjoy doing that. Well this time I did something I have never done before, I made a 3 tiered cake. It was fun and turned out pretty good. Of course I am my worst critic, but I wish that I had had more time to do a few more touch ups and finishing touches.

(For more pictures of my cakes go to flickr)

Guess Who?

"Daddy does Jesus even like adults?"

"Yes, why?"

"Because that song says that He only loves the little children"

Can you guess who had this conversation with Matt...lol!

She also told me the other day as she was going through her Halloween candy that I could have her "Milk Guts". (Milk Duds)

Friday, November 9, 2007

Mallory Moose!

Things Mallory said just today! This is not out of the ordinary for her to say things of this nature everyday. Guess I should write them down more often. I know I will want to remember in years to come.


  • "Do I look Stylish?" This is as she is looking in the mirror, primping her hair. She got to pick her outfit today so she was extra excited about looking good!

  • Are you going to extersize today mom?"

  • "I can't wait to get married and be a mom."

  • "No, I didn't do a very good job....(pause) actually I did terrible!"--Daddy asked her how her behavior was today when he got home from work and that is what she told him.

  • "I try to do the right things but it is so difficult." Again while Matt and her were discussing her behavior today. Mallory welcome to life--its difficult!

  • "When Keegan sees me he is going to want to kiss me and be my boyfriend" She said this as we were walking Jack into his friends birthday party!

  • "Do I look popular?" She was super excited about her outfit today and thought she looked great..which she did. But she wanted to make sure everyone else thought so too.

I'm sure there were other things that I missed or didn't really find amusing at the time! She is a ball of energy and fun, and keeps us on our toes!

Monday, November 5, 2007

Got Milk?

I don't know about in your neck of the woods but here in Oklahoma milk prices are ridiculous. A gallon of milk is almost FOUR dollars! I went on my two week grocery shopping excursion (which is a story in itself because I took all the kids!) and bought two gallons of milk. Well those two gallons of milk are gone and it is only Monday! At this rate I am thinking about investing in buying a cow. We could keep it in the back yard. We could get milk from it and sell its cow pies as fertilizer?! We could also advertise cow rides and take kids around the cul-de-sac, kind of like pony rides. Between gas and milk we are going broke..Ohh that gives me another idea....Matt could ride the cow to work to save on gas!

Sunday, November 4, 2007

Baby Dracula and Undie-Boy Strike Again


For some reason this past week Jack has been caught in his undies, half dressed and has officially been given the super hero nickname Undie-Boy. Although we are not quite sure what his super powers are yet...lol. This weekend he was waiting for his soccer jersey to dry...nothing like waiting until the last minute to clean the jersey mom and dad!

This morning Rachel found Dalton's Dracula teeth and was trying to put them in. She walked around fora half hour with those teeth in.

Thursday, November 1, 2007

Pictures

I have update our Flickr account with pictures from the past two months.