HELP!!!!!! AHHHHH!!!

I NEED A BREAK!

Anyone know where I can get one?

Rock, Paper, Scissors

I understand how scissors beat paper, and I get how a rock can beat scissors, but there is no way paper can beat rock. Is paper supposed to magically wrap around rock and leave it immobile? Why can’t paper do this to scissors? Screw, scissors why can’t paper do this to people? Why aren’t sheets of college ruled notebook papers constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class? I’ll tell you why, because paper can’t beat anybody. A rock would tear that stuff up in 2 seconds. When I play rock, paper, scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shoot, I’m sorry, I thought paper would protect you!

Soccer Cake

Dalton had his end of the year soccer party yesterday. All the parents got out on the field and played against the boys, then we all went and had pizza. I volunteered to make a cake, because I enjoy doing that. Well this time I did something I have never done before, I made a 3 tiered cake. It was fun and turned out pretty good. Of course I am my worst critic, but I wish that I had had more time to do a few more touch ups and finishing touches.

(For more pictures of my cakes go to flickr)

Guess Who?

"Daddy does Jesus even like adults?"

"Yes, why?"

"Because that song says that He only loves the little children"

Can you guess who had this conversation with Matt...lol!

She also told me the other day as she was going through her Halloween candy that I could have her "Milk Guts". (Milk Duds)

Mallory Moose!

Things Mallory said just today! This is not out of the ordinary for her to say things of this nature everyday. Guess I should write them down more often. I know I will want to remember in years to come.

• "Do I look Stylish?" This is as she is looking in the mirror, primping her hair. She got to pick her outfit today so she was extra excited about looking good!


• Are you going to extersize today mom?"


• "I can't wait to get married and be a mom."


• "No, I didn't do a very good job....(pause) actually I did terrible!"--Daddy asked her how her behavior was today when he got home from work and that is what she told him.


• "I try to do the right things but it is so difficult." Again while Matt and her were discussing her behavior today. Mallory welcome to life--its difficult!


• "When Keegan sees me he is going to want to kiss me and be my boyfriend" She said this as we were walking Jack into his friends birthday party!


• "Do I look popular?" She was super excited about her outfit today and thought she looked great..which she did. But she wanted to make sure everyone else thought so too.

I'm sure there were other things that I missed or didn't really find amusing at the time! She is a ball of energy and fun, and keeps us on our toes!